Feline Fun!

This section of the website is all about you! This is where you can send in photos of your cats, funny stories about them, cat jokes, drawings, etc.

Lesley has sent in a wonderful update on her (previously feral) girl, Isla.

Gail, who did a sponsored walk for charity, has sent me a thank you to all those who have already donated.

Sarah sent in a lovely update on one of our adopted cats. Read about Ramsey, now settled in his new home after a bit of an adventure!

I have added a lovely story sent in about one of our adopted cats. Read about Milo, adopted a short time ago from the Hatton Kittens.

I know this is a website about cats, but have you seen the "LOVEly" puppy? Read his story here.

Liz, one of our volunteers, sent me an update from the pens on Christmas morning. Click here to have a look. She also sent in some lovely photos of her own kitties. She also sent in a poem.

Katy also sent in a beautiful poem about her cat Thomasina.

Bev & Del sent in an update on their story about Rocko, who was a very timid kitten when they first took him home.

Liz sent in this touching story about Dylan, a CP cat who finally found a wonderful, loving home.

Nichola & Peter sent in this lovely story about their cats, Mitten & Mumble. Why don't you read their story and find out why Nichola had to start wearing a woolly hat to bed!
New pics added 9 Sept 07.
Nichola has kindly sent us an update on Mitten & Mumble from their new home in the Middle East.

Why not read the Diaries of a Dog & a Cat?

Here are a few of our website visitors cats tales (or should that be cats tails!)...

Read Leanne's wonderful story about her experience with taming her two feral kittens, Tommy & Garry.

Remember, your cat doesn't have to be a CP cat for us to love stories about him or her. All cats are wonderful, interesting and lovable creatures who are indispensible parts of our lives. I love to read stories about other people's cats and I'm sure you do too. For example, the cat under our logo on the left is Monti. He was my sisters cat, who was the runt of the litter - very small and born without a tail. However, he was a cheeky monkey who loved to play with our dog Max, who was about 20 times his size! They even shared a bed! Monti loved nothing better than to fish in the toilet, who knows what for! Cats, eh! Send me your stories and let other cat-lovers read sbout your little minx's life!

Here are a few jokes I have picked up ...

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens!
What is a cat's favourite song? Three Blind Mice!

Or how about a few quotations ...

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." - Unknown
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." - Unknown

Or how about a poem...

Now I lay me down to sleep,
The king-size bed is soft and deep.
I sleep right in the center groove
My human cannot hardly move!
I've trapped her legs, she's tucked in tight
And here is where I pass the night
No one disturbs me or dares intrude
Till morning comes and "I want food!"
I sneak up slowly to begin
my nibbles on my human's chin.
She wakes up quickly,
I have sharp teeth-
And my claws I will unsheath
For the morning here
and it's time to play
always seem to get my way.
So thank you Lord for giving me
This human person that I see.
The one who hugs me and holds me tight
And sacrifices her bed at night!

We are keen to hear from all age groups of cats and their human slaves! So kids, mums, dads and cat slaves everywhere please send in your stories and jokes now and we'll publish them on the site.

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Cats Protection Outer Aberdeen Home Page Monti - caught fishing in the loo!